A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
by FROZI October 20, 2020
Get the Max Goldmanmug. Max is a shortned for of maximum, leading everyone to belive his dick size maximum in how tiny it is
by Big Boi Yes December 7, 2020
Get the Maxmug. An organism commonly associated with homosexual and re-enactments of popular internet sensations such as; memes, vines and other associated videos and Fortnite Dances. They tend to omit a pungent smell due to lack of showing. A being which is rarely sighted doing any form of work and can often been found playing games.
by yourfavouritebrown June 24, 2019
Get the Max Timmismug. 
A tall blonde rich white boy who lives on a lake he has a small pp (verified by the other boys in the locker room) and has an on and off relationship with a girl who probably plays soccer or volleyball
by thepooperscooperdoooooo November 22, 2023
Get the Maxmug. Funny, and a very lovable boy. Protective of his girl and also very nice. So nice and sometimes mischievous. The best boy you can ever have. Can't help to fall in love with him. So charming and handsome.
Max is the best person you can have
by SouledQxeen July 25, 2017
Get the Maxmug. Someone who just does get over grudges, so he does not join back the Minecraft server. He is so salty that he is bad at the game.
by thebiggggestman July 3, 2022
Get the Maxmug.