Cave man

The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator

The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.

“He keeps trying to cave man the beer but it just won’t pop!”

by Milan the dude July 7, 2020

holiday man

term of abuse.

Person who wears a XXL size shirt and makes goblin noices.

Look that man he probably holiday man.
Don't come near me you holiday man!

by Borushka September 11, 2020

man romper

Proper required attire of douchebags. Can be accessorized with a man bun, fidget spinners and vapes.

Matt bought his man romper for the low price of both his testicles.

by Colemanberry May 26, 2017

bald man

Larry: oh no i think bald man is here..
Jimmy: oh he is time to get yelled at
Bald man: get out you guys are so loud and annoying

Bald man can be a real bitch sometimes

by wendysmithiscool October 22, 2019

Clock Man

A scary, illusive character that the internet cannot seem to find. Started as a post in the Flood forum.

Hey have we found Clock Man yet?
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure

by Terrance Fishburne February 14, 2012

the he-man

When you are fisting a girl and you straight arm her in the air as if he-man is lifting his sword.

I gave Kate S the He-Man last night.

by Andy the Clown January 1, 2012

man crush

a secret crush/attractiveness/admiration a straight male feels towards another male that they may or may not admit to having (every guy has one)

my brother has a man crush on Taylor Lautner!!!!!

by meganocity July 8, 2011