Mud Flapped

Mud Flapped : Is the female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you kill your opponent. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on their head.

After being killed in my game she mud flapped me to show her dominance and to let me know I am trash.

by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023

mud orphan

A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.

Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.

During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.

by Jonas1 November 27, 2007

Mud Spilunking

The act of anal sex that is excessively messy

Ted went mud Spilunking with Jen after taco Tuesday.

by AtGonePostalGk March 18, 2019

Alabama Mud Slushee

While having anal sex, your partners rectum is full of shit. You then take chipped ice and pour it in creating a slurry. Then you vigorously pummel the rectum creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

That chick let me stick it in her butt last night. She was full of poop, so I decided to throw in ice chips and give her an Alabama Mud Slushee. Man, was she pissed.

by Headshok1962 March 20, 2025

Mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

« may we all be mud monsters. »

by TheMudMonsterEnthusiastic September 18, 2021

Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.

Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?

by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017

Mud Monster

When you're having so much fun yoou wouldn't even notice you're covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by mmudmmonsterr September 17, 2021