wookie monster

a person that is that a usually ugly, fat, sloppy, or looks bad.

Man1: That big bitch looks like cookie monster.
Man2: Fuck that. She a wookie monster.

by Bottom boots sister March 7, 2005

carpet monster

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Flying Spaghetti Monster

n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.

"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*

by KintarosTiger April 10, 2011

Cock monster

1. Another form of a cock block where the person cock blocking not only prevents you from getting some, but also has sex with the person you were trying to score.

Wanna go out?

No, Id rather go back to my place and have sex with your cock monster friend.

by zeppelinfreak51 July 4, 2008

Monstar

An insult meaning complete idiot, buffoon, and typically has terrible internet connection. Is also a completely lonely faggot. This name came to popularity during 2018, when the ex-music Artist "John" thought of the name while eating what (according to the man himself, much to the dismay of those around him) was not chicken curry.

Furthermore, it is advised that individuals exercise extreme caution with those known as a "Monstar". They are known for highly inappropriate behavior, being carried in video games, and most importantly, leeching off of your money due to their FTP-ness.

Goddamn it dude! That Monstar kept asking me for money today. He needs to get off his ass and get a job.

Fuck you, you fucking Monstar. Get some better internet, and a girlfriend.

by pls don't reject August 22, 2019

monster shat

when you take one of those shits that are so big it's as though they have came from a monster.

person 1: I took a monster shat today!
person 2: wtf dude?

by Anonymous blonde guy July 4, 2007

monster-head

when your head is extremly large. Hard to balance and just plain HUGE.

darn that kidd k-meezy gotta monster-head !

by jJUICE. August 19, 2008