Woodpecker lips

Quite possibly the hardest thing on the planet.

I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!

by Rhino43050 August 26, 2024

hash lips

When you take a big rip of hash, and then you must wipe your lips with something because of the amount of resin you’ve inhaled.

Hey bro.. my water bottle smells like a scraped bowl.

Stoner friend: yeah man.. you got hash lips. Go wipe them shits off.

by kmviii December 07, 2020

chowder lips

The result of unknowingly going down on your girl when she is infected.

I went down on my girlfriend, who had a yeast infection and when I came up I had a mad wac case of chowder lips yo!

by crazylikeaclam August 16, 2009

Lip Duster

A little bitch

"Yeah you know Jeff, I can't stand that damn lip duster"

by wrinkledfetus June 14, 2023

Button your lip

Put an end to or hold off on speaking.

Little Sarah blurted out the surprise party plan, but her mom quickly shushed her with, "Button your lip, Sarah! It's a surprise!"

by Arminkshipper July 08, 2024

Poon lips

The bigger the poon lips you have the better person you are.

Hey you have big poon lips.

by Connorjohnson058 September 14, 2022

Numb Lips

When a girl is banged so hard that her privates are numb for a while.

Jeff banged Steph so hard that she had numb lips for the rest of the week.

by ScomicheFruit July 28, 2017