Love is sticking your heart on the line and watching it get torn to shreds before your very eyes.
After that your heart can't ever love again so you spend your love having short painful relationships until either:
1. An evil ex kills you (or chops up your dick)
2. You die an old man having wasted 78 years of your loveless life
After that your heart can't ever love again so you spend your love having short painful relationships until either:
1. An evil ex kills you (or chops up your dick)
2. You die an old man having wasted 78 years of your loveless life
Male: Hey we've known each other for a long time and I think that ....
Female: What?
Male: You're going to laugh.
Female: No I won't.
Male: Ok. I love you. Do you wanna go out?
Female: EWW! NO! Me with you, gross. Get away from me you creep!
Male: *Cries* "Oh why!?" *Picks up gun* "oh tiffany, why would you do tha--........... *bang!*
Female: What?
Male: You're going to laugh.
Female: No I won't.
Male: Ok. I love you. Do you wanna go out?
Female: EWW! NO! Me with you, gross. Get away from me you creep!
Male: *Cries* "Oh why!?" *Picks up gun* "oh tiffany, why would you do tha--........... *bang!*
by T-ruth April 13, 2013
Get the Love mug.A term used to describe someone, usually a young girl/woman. When said by a man, many times it can appear sexist and piggish. When used between two women about the same age who are strangers to eachother, normally there is a condescending tone. While sometimes friends may use it endearingly with eachother, for the most part, this word has condescending and sexist connotations to it.
Man to young woman: I'm pretty sure I can handle this all by myself, love.
Woman to other woman of the same age, Strangers: Trust me, love, I know what I'm talking about.
One friend talking to another: You have to buy that dress! No, seriously! You look absolutely beautiful, love:)
Woman to other woman of the same age, Strangers: Trust me, love, I know what I'm talking about.
One friend talking to another: You have to buy that dress! No, seriously! You look absolutely beautiful, love:)
by JC2012.5 December 3, 2013
Get the Love mug.Love it's a word that is missed used a lot but when most people say they mean it. Honestly it's one of the best feelings in the world"it's one thing to fall in love but it's another to feel someone else to fall in love with you"
"hey, I love you"
by Mouse 1616 May 10, 2019
Get the Love mug.dude: my mom just drove to my dorm to drop off pancakes
dudette: awwwwww! <3
dude: thats love
dudette: ohana ^_^
dudette: awwwwww! <3
dude: thats love
dudette: ohana ^_^
by Yams everywhere January 20, 2014
Get the Love mug.Complete and utter bullshit, something I will never understand. Love is when two people kiss, hug and snog a lot because they have "feelings" for them when really they just want sex and to be complimented.
Woman 1: I say to my boyfriend that I love him but really I just want sex.
Woman 2: I say the same but I really just like being complimented all the time.
Woman 2: I say the same but I really just like being complimented all the time.
by RaNdOmStUfF April 9, 2015
Get the Love mug.Something nobody will ever feel for me.
At least that’s how it feels. Maybe because she talks to me for a while just to tell me I’m not the right one for her.
At least that’s how it feels. Maybe because she talks to me for a while just to tell me I’m not the right one for her.
by Sad broken men July 30, 2022
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