kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

for kicks

Only for the sake of fun, excitement, or distraction.

Living in such a small, rural town just for kicks

by Waluivtom July 28, 2018

viper kick

a kick that is quick and usually directed towards the balls

After calling the girl a bitch she gave him a good viper kick.

by dylanh2os February 7, 2010

kicking horse drink

A western Canada classic this drink consists of house red wine on the rocks finished with a fine cream or milk.

Shannon got wasted off that kicking horse drink last week!

by willedit4food April 18, 2023

Kicking Your House

When a Black guy bends over a small white girl and shoves his GIANT cock into her asshole and stretches it so much it remains stretched. He then inserts a bottle and drinks the bottle out of her asshole.

I’m kicking your house.

by Playerplays September 9, 2025

Pumped Up Kicks

a person who says nothing, but is so cool (WARNING: he might also bring a gun to school)

damn, he's so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025

Kick Foes

To remove yourself from the situation or scenario

“Aye bruh this function is wack as fuck , im gonna kick foes”

by Yungroach January 14, 2020