Jordan

An ugly short midget with a fat ass forehead, and smells like crab fart.

Jordan Uglyness

by cidzz February 19, 2023

Jordan

A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.

Wow that was a real Jordan move to pull

Wow that Jordan’s gorgeous, too bad he’s gay

by Mouth juice November 24, 2019

Jordan

Big peen

R kid Jordan has a massive peen

by TrapLordJ January 26, 2020

Jordan Smith

The definition of extra

“What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~

by Famjgfx August 23, 2019

Jordan Ross

Both Inspires and creates fear among the people who hear it spoken allowed

Jordan Ross

by The1OddOne March 3, 2024

Jordan

Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!

Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner

by ILoveJordan123 December 12, 2018

Jordan

A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.

When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".

See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.

Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.

by I swear it's not Joe Norris. December 6, 2021