Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.
by Countielovesjordan March 20, 2020
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Get the jordan mug.a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.
He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.
He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.
Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.
He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.
Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...
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by OfficialyTru June 1, 2019
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Jordan Torres is so nice to his girlfriend, treats her like a princess.
Look at JT man, so inspirational.
Look at JT man, so inspirational.
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Arab: Jordan
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Arab: stfu
Arab: Jordan
Girl: LOLOLOL YOU WERE BORN OUT OF A SHOE LOLOLLOLOLL XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Arab: stfu
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