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Jordan

He is a Somalian pirate at sea

That’s all I have to say
Jordan Hijacks ships on sea
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jordan

Brown eyes with either black or brown hair and is very funny has a Hugh ding dong is usually Mexican or African American and plays basketball,has a great personality, and gets all the kitty’s
Wow it’s so big you must be a jordan
His name is totally Jordan
Your funny are you a jordan
by #free6ix9ine November 19, 2018
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Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.
Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.
by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020
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Jordan Bone

A common name for a Drophead Who asks every living thing with a pulse if he or she wants to date and Further harasses Them after A dozen Rejections
Jordan Bone: Want to date?
Stephanie: No
Jordan Bone: why No? Want to date?
Stephanie: leave me alone
Jordan Bone: Why No date?
by JAMIE RAZZA July 3, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a handsome boy, he’s very athletic, and hes very funny, he likes thaisha, bc she’s just the best #bestthroatgoat #wap #bestestofthebest
jordan: i’m so sexy
thai:yes u are
by unknownaf October 18, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is an amazing man with charming eyes and an atleast 6 inch penis
not jordan: idek bro his penis is atleast 6 inches
by xirconia January 21, 2022
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Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food
Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food
by Deadmememan February 25, 2020
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