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jacob

hes a very cute and sexy guy who always thinks with his dick and loves long walks at the beach. Preferably with children because he's so good with them.
by Hensler August 8, 2021
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Gay Jacob

A homosexual man, most known for his love of sucking off his friends or even taking it up the ass. Commonly part of LGBT groups such as the G7 or Stats 244, using his supple lips to please his peers.
Sigma balls, Gay Jacob!
Gay Jacob is Albert Geistein.
by rottencanofsoup October 14, 2022
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Jacob

A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob
"I bet Jacob has a 10 inch cock"
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.
by xxxthanos April 29, 2019
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Jacob

A ripped, hench, muscular little boy who has young girls begging for his throbbing 2 inch dick. They enjoy splitting up couples for hot raging sex.
Jacob just split up Hubert and cat
by Habel March 22, 2020
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Jacob

jacob is a pathetic dick wad who gets emotionally attached way to quick and blames a his suicidal tendencies on you‼︎
by rainbowkittensurprise November 2, 2019
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Dirty Jacob

When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.
I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.
by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023
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