Jacob

Has the biggest dick on Earth and get any bitch he wants

Dam Jacob ripped her pussy with his big dick and or he's a real jacob

by Big dick boy 900000 September 28, 2019

Jacob fiske

A bitch

Jacob fiske is a bitch

by 12678?!&&(; June 25, 2016

Jacob S.

A person who cannot be enslaved because of his independence and has beaten a xander in a boxing fight.

You guys seen Jacob S.?

by Kaisiwisiixiwujwkxod September 7, 2023

jacob

a bitch. the most manipulative mf you will everrrrr meet and you will end up regretting any association you’ve ever had with this man.

person 1: who’s jacob?
person 2: my worst mistake

by hmmm1229 March 27, 2022

Jacob

Big nose and only gets the hoes.

Jacob has the biggest nose in the world, he should be in the world record books for biggest nose.

by Big nose hoes January 17, 2020

Jacob

A legendary gamer. He likes dogs, video games, and has a big comedic personality. He is a fucking badass legend

Girl 1: Oh, have you seen Jacobs brand new outfit
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow

by a boy from the future December 27, 2019

Jacob

Two-faced like a Poundland Batman villain and folds faster than a Primark deckchair after two drinks. Cannot handle booze, cannot handle drugs, cannot even handle himself — but will still swear blind he’s “fine” while single-handedly ruining the vibe like it’s his full-time job.
Tragically, beneath all the chaos, there’s actually a decent lad buried somewhere… but he’s held hostage by Drunk Goblin Jacob.

“Whose idea was it to let Jacob drink again? I’m not paying for another fire extinguisher.”

by Sheknows123117 November 25, 2025