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Funcom-Job

When someone does a job that is almost good, but half asses it and tries to pretend it was done correctly and that it must be you who is the issue as they definitely did it correctly.
Brandon painted the truck, but he did a Funcom-Job
by Cracksy Normous November 20, 2021
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Cheeto Job

When the giver of the blow job has lips covered in cheeto dust.
Ey girrrl you ready for another amazing cheeto job tonight?~
by Trollmaster004 September 20, 2017
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job rape

The act performed by an employer who makes software developers and other technology workers work far beyond the regular eight hour day, five day work week schedule, treats them like a pile of shit, then brings in a bunch of offshoring coordinators to train your cheaper replacements located in your company's brand new offshore office in India. The final act of job rape will be to let go the technology workers once their replacements in India have been fully trained.
The Disney IT workers in Florida were job raped in 2016; now all that work is done in India.
by ScrewedOverRicecel March 2, 2021
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Chancy Job

We were fucking in the bathroom and a couple of guys walked in and we got a chancy job.
by Ivan Perchenko November 2, 2016
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Ben Job

Some gay homo piece of shit who sucks at GTA and siege. Pretty nice guy but a bitch. Known for being short Ben Jobs are usually mistaken for a brown smurf. Except there’s no gargamel to chase him cuz no one wants him.
Is that a pedophile, no that’s just Ben Job.

I thought I told you to take out the trash why is there trash on the couch, oh that’s just Ben Job
by I’m actually your dad January 12, 2020
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swill job

When a woman pukes during a blow job, and, without pausing to clean up/brush teeth, still manages to take the act to completion.
"I am so bored today, the only way I will survive the afternoon is with a swill job."
"Yeah, hopefully Bara had ribs for lunch."
by Paul Cockerton June 3, 2015
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Plunger Job

For when you need to get the job done; toilets, sinks, outdoor pool drains.
A plunger job can't be any worse than the Slovakian Traffic Cone.
by alan_steve February 19, 2021
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