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Internet bitch

A girl that posts her self non stop , always on social media keeping up with celebrities, Probably has a snap score of A million with 300 unread messages
Chris : This girl Fine but she post way to much, should I still hit her up?

Bryce: nah bro she a Internet bitch you gone bet played .
by Niggalations 12345 January 19, 2022
mugGet the Internet bitchmug.

Internet Carpooling

when a bunch of cheap kids decide to cheat the system
i was planning to ask my friends we should all pool in like open services of netflix, crunchyroll and hulu. Then we all pitch in for it. xDD CHEAPO STYLE
YOO, that's internet carpooling.
by HHHMMM YES July 26, 2014
mugGet the Internet Carpoolingmug.

The Internet

According to Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.”
Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.
by Rio9 July 3, 2018
mugGet the The Internetmug.

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome is a syndrome afflicting internet users, usually on Twitter. Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome refers to the mentality that one gains usually due to one or more of the following: A follower count of >1000, a decent fanbase, and 2-3 loyal dickriders on their social media. This is often an incurable syndrome, and can be combated with frequent bullying & ego checking.
“Bro, this guy told me I had to pay a cancellation fee for this video game commission.”

“He did? Bro must have Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome!”
by slap8008135 January 29, 2024
mugGet the Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndromemug.

Internet Angel

A girl with quite a need
for approval who wants to become
the bestest streamer = Internet Angel

..or someone who is chronically online.
by billybob93;3 November 20, 2024
mugGet the Internet Angelmug.

New Rules Of The Internet

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.
by You’reasimp June 12, 2021
mugGet the New Rules Of The Internetmug.

nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).
Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
by Mick Halo November 2, 2008
mugGet the nappytime internetsmug.

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