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Fake Hoodman

Mathew james king is the fakest hoodman out there. somebody needs to pull up on him real quick.
mathew is such a fake hoodman. he listens to juice wrld all day
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Fake

Fake can be described as Jordan or Savannah. They are the ones that lie and can be straight bitches. They are the pettiest of the petty and give you migraines with their terrible comebacks. They bore everybody and only befriend more fake people. Petty. Petty. Petty.
"Today Jordan and Savannah followed me to my class and talk crap about me"
"Probably only for attention"
"I know it is just annoying"
"Their fake don't let it get to you"
by dangitscooper May 2, 2019
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fake friends

fake friends are people that are only there for u when they need something, and only text you when they can’t get any other people to text them, if anybody starts a rumor about you, they will not only believe it..... but spread it, at a moments notice they would turn on you when they get the chance, they don’t tell you there secrets, but expect to know yours, they don’t keep there secrets and don’t care about u
by hahajjzywiwy72827 May 8, 2019
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Shaolin 42 fake-out

The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.

The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.

Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.
by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019
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fake spag

Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille
by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 9, 2019
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Fake friend

A bitch that talks behind your back and makes you feel like shit behind your back or to your face
Omg that girl and your crush looks good together

(Fake friend)
by Bwianbfj September 23, 2019
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Fake Friends

Fake friends are people who show there true colors just like the person that starts with a b and a girl that starts with an a
Omg your such a fake friends now i see your true colors
by butcheeck September 24, 2019
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