A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 

OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*

A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

asian fucking 

best sex ever

asian fucking by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Who's fucking this puppy 

Basically like who's in charge here ,whos the boss

"whos fucking this puppy me or you"
Who's fucking this puppy

Who's fucking this puppy by jahonfroy October 2, 2018

jimi fucking hendrix 

God. No need to say more.

Jimi Fucking Hendrix is God.

jimi fucking hendrix by M6D! August 16, 2006

I'm so fucking bored 

A statement made to oneself when all prospects of activity seem futile or nonsensical. See lackadaisical, suicidal

My man is out of town and I'm so fucking bored.

I'm so fucking bored by Juliatalie May 27, 2016

giggle fucking 

When your college roommate brings home a new girl from the bar and instead of getting the job done they stay up all night talking and GIGGLING, which keeps you up! Hit it, don't babysit it!

Hey, did your roommate hit that girl last night? No, they just stayed up giggle fucking all night.

giggle fucking by originalted November 12, 2006

Blitzkrieg Fucking 

The act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get "in and out of there" as fast as possible so the man can ejaculate quickly and efficiently. This is a reference to the German style of warfare in World War 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.

My German husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg fucking me and going straight to sleep.

Blitzkrieg Fucking by Nathan 2.0 December 14, 2008