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EVANGELINE

Evangeline is a name written in the stars she's shine the brightest amongst most stars even in the darkest of nights. She's enchanting and calm in nature full of dreams hopes and wishes. Her name sounds as beautiful as a song.
Look it’s Evangeline
by Starzzzzzzz March 5, 2024
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Evandabeanz

somebody who has too much gay discord e-sex with random people online and is also a furry
evandabeanz is gay (nobody disagrees)
by gaming husky for life April 5, 2024
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Evaned

I evaned so hard in golf today
by Prowormaker May 20, 2024
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Evangelos

WHOA! That thing is huge, you’re such an Evangelos
by fjencbskak June 1, 2024
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Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.
Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.
by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024
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Evanjellyfish

A nominal “Christian” or leader within evangelical circles who prioritizes cultural relevance and popularity over biblical truth and theological conviction. Often marked by a lack of spiritual backbone, evanjellyfish conform to societal trends, avoid confrontation, and dilute the Gospel to remain palatable. Their faith is as flexible and ungrounded as the jellyfish, bending to the waves of modern ideology. (See also: seeker-sensitive, post-evangelical)
“After hearing the pastor dodge every tough question about sin and salvation during the interview, it was hard not to think of him as just another evanjellyfish, more concerned with his public image than proclaiming the truth.”
by TruthTide23 December 27, 2024
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Evans Depth

When you are so delusional and in denial about your squat depth.

This refers to Evans Nana, famous strongman athlete that has never hit depth on squats.
Hey coach, did I hit depth or was that Evans depth?
by JohnyDepth January 31, 2026
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