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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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Double Dutch

A made up language in which an “op” is placed before every vowel sound.
tropee - tree
Tr op ee

Only 1 op because the “ee is one vowel sound.
Opi hopope yopou openjopoy lopernoping thopis lopanguaopage.
Hopellopo, thopis opis hopow yopou spopeak dopoboble doputch
Hello, this is how you speak double Dutch
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Dutch Henry

When two bottoms meet in a bed and realize neither is ever gonna get topped.
So we made it back to the hotel and climbed into the bed and then we both just layed there... it was fucking wierd. Then I realized I got myself into another Dutch Henry.
by ObiJuanDeanobi January 4, 2022
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Double dutch

It can be referred to as having a big butt or a round butt
"Damn bro, this one chick is DOUBLE DUTCH"
by FlomFlom January 18, 2022
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Auto-Dutch oven

I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
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Pennsylvania Dutch

A sex position where you fart in ones mouth and they give you a blowjob
Mike: Yo I just gave alexia the Pennsylvania Dutch

Jason: what the fuck is that
Mike: it’s where you fart in someone’s mouth and they give you a blowjob
Jason: stay the fuck away from me
by Footlongfresh January 19, 2022
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dutch reacharound

To do a dutch reacharound is will having relations with a partner you fart when they are eating youre ass or genitalia
"I gave my husband a dutch reacharound last night"
by thereacharound November 2, 2022
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