The Devil's Fingernails

When a lady wears a skirt that is too short and her butt cheeks hang out of the bottom.

I was about to pass on this chick but the devil's fingernails got me...

by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025

The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

Sleepy Devil

One who used to do horrible and sinister things but quit, usually is followed up by the town they did bad things in

The sleepy devil of Detroit has laid dormant for 3 years since he’s robbed a bank…

by FenrisFrog March 22, 2023

The Devil’s Gelatin

An edible form of marijuana, usually a “gummy.” Similar to “the devil’s lettuce,” but gelatinous.

“This evening we indulged in the Devil’s Gelatin and watched Jackass 3.”

by NollidHtrowTnek September 12, 2022

Devil's spaghetti

The devil's spaghetti is playing twister with anal beads

How was your day yesterday

Good we did the devil's spaghetti

by L0cus.t December 21, 2021

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

Devil's curry

When you have such a hot and spicy curry the night before, when you go to the toilet and poop it out it smells just like it did going in and you wonder if it's good to go for another round

Man, I had a hot vindaloo last night, and today I had round 2 of the devil's curry

by mrh@nky May 9, 2025