the dad bag

It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.

How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.

by DadFannyPack.com October 3, 2017

Dad kisser

Pathetic QLD Cunt that's kisses their dad on the lips

Went to origin the other night, you should have seen the Blues destroy the Dad Kisser's.

by Yeahnahcunt September 20, 2022

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

glad dad

An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.

Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.

by papa k dub February 20, 2009

Dad

404 error

Dad?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

Dad

The person that's still buying milk

Kid: Hey mum, where's dad?

Mother: Buying milk

by imtheasexualone November 26, 2022

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Wow after a heccas last night, I'm experiencing serious DADS

by captbrittiff February 8, 2017