Dirty shwinters

Taking a shit at someone’s gaff and wiping your arse with broken glass

Sean: was with the auld lady there she pulled a dirty shwinters

by DickLips11 November 18, 2020

Dirty Marko

When a guy reaches round and starts counting the genital warts before being entered

Oi Dirty Marko, it feels like it's ribbed.

Need two hands to count them all

by It's only banter November 20, 2020

Dirty Rai

Give a woman an extra chromosome when fucking their tits off. Then consume their milky liquids from their tits and become immortal.

I Dirty rai’d your mam

by Hindu jsbdbshsibsia December 2, 2020

Dirty Rabbit

The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient is defecating.

I’d dirty rabbit the shit out of her if she was hot enough!

by NNRMC CHIII December 20, 2020

Dirty shaba

The act of Ejaculating on your thumb and shoving it up he/she ass while asleep.

Brad fell asleep early im going to give him a dirty shaba

by Dragoncox9000 December 21, 2020

Dirty Pumpkin

You carve out a pumpkin as you usually would, you can even carve a face in it if you want add some flavour. But instead of putting a candle in it you take a dump in it and instead of leaving it on your own porch you leave it on your sworn enemies porch.

I left a Dirty Pumpkin on my ex’s porch last night lol

by WaffleStomper5000 January 4, 2021

Dirty Ito

The act of having homosexual intercourse with a stranger while being dressed as a geisha and smacked with a kolbasa sausage on the head

Gordon gave Nicholas a dirty ito inside the pool last night

by GaribaldiTheConqueror February 1, 2021