Seattle Sound Check

How Kurt Cobain met his end

He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.

by Xero Danger February 22, 2025

rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".

Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018

Check

Venmo for old people

Charlie who is 70 gave his grandson a paper check for $50 for this birthday. His grandson asked, grandma what is this? He replied this is like Venmo but for old people.

by Nato1029 December 15, 2019

Checks Out

Meaning that something is indeed correct

“Ok Fairs, yea that checks out”

by Rne-Hayden February 14, 2023

age check

A different way that you ask for the age of an individual.

“Damn girl u cute asf age check?”
“Thank you sm I’m 17!”
“Oh word” *vanishes in thin air*

by BoodyODabloons June 12, 2023

check up in the docter

(to be) check up in the docter
\çək āp in dā daktēr\
idiom. Guaranteeing your last x years which is stated by Rejab Mohamad Wali aka full face of Kurdistan.

"You have two yils. After this you pass away. Better you go check up in the docter."
-Rejab Mohamad Wali

by lastivchin October 17, 2021