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key club

A national organization of high schoolers involved in community service. However, there isn't a theme or goal that holds it together. It's a bunch of people trying to get into college and feel good about themselves without actually having to think or select a cause of personal significance.
some kid: Hey everyone in Key Club (I don't know your names. Just listen!) Let's go rake leaves for senior citizens next week!! They sure need our help!

a non-member: What about helping the people that really need it, like...oh, I don't know, those in third world countries, the disenfranchised, inner-city people?

some kid: Those lazy asses! They don't deserve our help! Besides, we'll probably get shot in the process. We don't want to involve ourselves too much now...
by sweewoh May 22, 2006
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GOLF CLUB LEGS

A FEMALE WITH A LARGE UPPER FRAME WITH SKINNY, SPINDELY LEGS THAT RESEMBLE GOLF CLUBS
IMAGINE A POTATOE AS THE BODY AND GOLF CLUBS AS THE LEGS.
HEY LOTTO, CHECK OUT HER GOLF CLUB LEGS
ALSO LIKE OLD SCHOOL WRESTLERS, LIKE DUSTY RHODES ALSO HAVE GOLF CLUB LEGS OR AS MY FATHER SAYS, SHE IS BUILT LIKE A WRESTLER
by MINNOW LOTTO & CAMEROON December 26, 2011
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kilometer high club

1) The metric equivalent of the mile high club usually associated with our European friends.

2) A derogatory commentary of any previous unsatisifying attempt at becoming a member of the mile high club.
Tom promised to fly me to Europe and make me a member of the mile high club but after landing I don't think we even made it to the kilometer high club!
by DOMINIX June 19, 2009
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Winx Club

A harem show about nude ladies running around made for perverts (where are your parents, children). It centers around Bloom, a severely retarded chick gone off a dimension ramp with Stella after finding out he's a fairy. She meets her roommates Musa, Tecna and Flora there.

It was created by evil scientists to scar people's childhoods and also as a fanservice show for people who have mental issues.
Tony saw a Winx Club downtown at the street last night
by Withered Demon Rogue July 27, 2016
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hippie beating club

any blunt object used to beat stinky lesbian bitches and their Homo boyfriends
by the phills June 14, 2003
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Elf club

A band of dedicated faggots, their intentions lie in screwing men in the anus, picking flowers, and not liking womens; penis eaters; fackin cack suckers; anus treasure pirates; wang lickers
The Elf Club consists of fags, homosexuals,penis lickers, and Strongsad.
by Doobiee August 21, 2003
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chub club

a bunch of fat asses that think there cool!
the chub club is fuckin gay
by pimphomeo July 30, 2003
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