student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

dirty bowl kiss

When your balls drop into a toilet bowl and into the water.

"I sat on the toilet and got a dirty bowl kiss"

by perezu May 31, 2022

Carters Bowl

Putting your feces in a bowl, stirring it up, and ejaculating inside the bowl, while wanking your Weiner in a cheese grater. After you finish stirring, you go out and serve it to the first homeless person you can find. If they don't accept your offering you dump the mix of sperm and feces onto their head.

"Hey, man do you want to go Carters Bowl people? Lets see if people will eat it all"

by Mrs Ma'am April 15, 2024

iron rice bowl

A job you can’t get fired from in East Asia.

“Isn’t he scared of getting fired?”

“Nah, he has a iron rice bowl, his job is safe.”

by cepeli May 5, 2025

Cat-eared pup bowl

Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)

You Cat-eared pup bowl! Addnight all the way!

by WolfpackFlowershade October 4, 2022

Slag bowl

A group of slags that f**k loads of lads that are a group of mates

I'm tired of this slag bowl, let's go find another load

by Muggycunt11 April 21, 2017

Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.

by Kjizzy May 6, 2018