Bitch Chess

noun; the arguement/disagreement and/or 'battle of will' between a guy and a girl, that ends up leading one or the other to want and lust for their partner.

Usually by saying things that aren't necessarily true, like admitting your wrong when your right, like setting up a pawn on the chess table. If you make the right strategic metaphorical moves, you'll end up saying "Check Mate Baby"

Bitch Chess is done via txt msgs the majority of the time.

girl:"I dont know if i want you to come over my house, my parents are home and i have alot of home work to do..."

guy:"Oh, thats ok, I can help you with your home work if you want or we can hang out some other time"

girl:"Ok, well actually why dont you just wait until i finish my homework, then i could stop by your place?"

guy:"Yeah, sure you can"

Check Mate.

girl:"Your such a fucking asshole you'll never change. Your the sorriest piece of shit i have ever seen"

guy:"Yeah? well screw you too bitch. I dont need your shit anyways."

girl:"Hahaha yeah right, You know your gonna miss this ass. Your pathetic. It's sad"

guy:"Yeah whatever, look leave me alone, i don't want shit to do with you, or your ass. Maybe when you can grow up and not act to immature we can talk again.."

3 WEEKS LATER

girl:"Hey, how have you been?"

guy:"pretty good how about you?

girl:"I've been ok. I was just seein if you wanted to hang out or something..."

guy:"Sure what do you wanna do?"

girl:"Idk, care if i come over in a little bit?"

guy:"Sure, if you would like to."

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guy2:"You still playin Bitch Chess with that one girl?

guy:"Yeah the final pawn fell into place earlier today lol."

guy2:"My manz."

Check Mate

by GFrock Da GenIuS February 5, 2010

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bitch squealing

General complaining, whining, bitching, crying, pissing and moaning and moping done in any order or all together.

Casey Ferrell is very proficient in the art of bitch squealing.

by psr142 December 11, 2010

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bitch lungs

When you smoke weed, vape or smoke cigarette and you cough like crazy and complain like a birch

Dude one puffs of weed and your coughing like crazy you got some bitch lungs

by Offensive6969 September 14, 2017

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Bitch And A Half

A phrase used to show extreme distress during the course of doing something that requires mental or physical work. Can also be used as an Adjective to describe an act of physical or mental labor.

Karina: Javier, Why are you so tired?
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
distresslaziness

by Dr. Professor Javier IV January 7, 2015

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grout bitch

the dirty stuff between relationships. like grout between tile.

the bitch a man runs to between relationships to get a quick piece of ass and self esteem boost until he goes back to whom he likes or someone he actually wants a relationship with...

He spent about a week sexting grout bitch from 8 years ago before we decided to get back together...
That grout bitch is on round three with this guy, when will she learn?

by mommaK February 17, 2015

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Bitch-slice

With a stranger:
Fighting words. Used as an insult.

Between friends:
A person who has committed a small act of bitchery. The connotation is similar to that of a bro, brosky, homie, or boy- but this is the girls version.

example one (not friendly)
Girls in a club
Stranger 1: *spills drink on stranger no. 2*
Stranger 2: You wanna go, Bitch-slice?

example two (small act of bitchery between friends)
Friend A: That was your ice cream? Sorry... I kinda ate the last spoon...
Friend B: Ugh, you bitch-slice.

example three (between friends)

Friend 1: WASSSSSSAPPPPP bitch slice?!
Friend 2: AHHHHH QUE PASO!??

by latenightsgreatnights August 3, 2009

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