are retarted hypocrites and faggots who believe everything they see on the fucking idiot box. particularly the ones who posted definitions of certain people. most of the definitions r not funny, and in some cases half of the definitions are all the same. specifically, the definition g-unit. g-unit kicks ass, but 75% of the definitions said g-unit stands 4 gay unit. That joke was not funny. Whoever thought of that joke should be proud of himself, he got 80% of america to copy him and still have no idea who he is. i used 2 be a member of this website, this is the last definition im posting.
half of the people who posted definitions on this website: im cool, i have a computer, i believe everything i hear from CNN to the national enquirer, im not funny.
by leif jovanavohansen October 10, 2005
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3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.
When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!
by Barista May 19, 2014
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hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny
Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.
by Tim Browne April 04, 2004
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When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking
guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."

guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
by OneViolence December 30, 2015
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A meme made by TJ "Henry" Yoshi which appeared in pannenkoek2012's "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A-presses (Commentated)" video.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: "An A-press is an A-press, you can't say it's only a half.
pannenkoek2012: Well, TJ """"""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""" Yoshi, hear me out.
by An A-press is an A-press October 31, 2018
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April 19th is the day you send half naked pics to someone you are comfortable with, but not so close to send your nudes.

You could send these pics to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or someone you have a thing with and you can post them on you social media as well BUT YOU CAN’T SEND THEM TO YOU EX.
Person 1: “Happy National Send Half Naked Pics day!”
* send the pics to Person 2*
Person 2:”Awww you mad my day! Happy National Send Half Naked Pics day to you too”

*send the pics to Person 1*
by ITSBROWNG April 18, 2020
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