by Alana808 May 26, 2024
Get the alabama grandma mug.A city full of grown ass adults who act like children. It's very rare you meet someone in Birmingham that acts their own age. Nobody here has any dignity or respect for anyone or anything. the locals all dick ride each other and will treat you like shit if you're not from there. Everybody loves drama and picking fights for no reason. Definitely The biggest shithole in the southeast.
by anonymous December 17, 2023
Get the Birmingham, alabama mug.The act of cleansing ones-self by having a woman squirt on your body. This is performed after partaking in sexual acts having to do with defecation (especially on one's chest) by a sexual partner. The cleansing partner does not need to be the same one that defecated on you. However, you do get extra points if you are cleansed by your sister. Roll tide.
by rustytrombonemsp November 15, 2024
Get the Alabama Firefighter mug.A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term
You see that bad bitch over there?
Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022
Get the Miss Alabama mug.When your truck bed is full of trash (cans, boxes, etc) so you let down the talegate and drive as fast as you can down the road to "clean out" your truck bed.
After the party Saturday night there were so many cans pilled up in the bed of my truck so I proformed the ole Alabama Cleanout
by BATMAN242410 August 24, 2023
Get the Alabama Cleanout mug.A term commonly used to describe a lynched African American in the southern united states, possibly meant to replace black faced lawn jockeys.
That nigger's gonna end up an Alabama oak ornament iffin' he don't keep his little pickininnies outta my melon patch!
by Cosmond June 4, 2018
Get the Alabama oak ornament mug.The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs
by AzRev February 26, 2022
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