A brother is someone who constantly beat you up, break your dreams, supresses you, make you look bad in front of your patents, eat your candy, snitch to your parents and wake you up with a knife one inch from your head!
Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.
But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...
Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.
But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...
Me: "My back hurt and i don't believe in myself"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"
by Jimmy Jackson Potter November 6, 2019
Get the Brothermug. MewGulf(a ship): We're brothers who love each other very much.
Waanjais(the fandom): *confused smile* *Are we clowns?*
Waanjais(the fandom): *confused smile* *Are we clowns?*
by passtheice September 27, 2020
Get the Brothermug. What a female calls her male friend "someone she's not blood related to" whom she knows from the street and having consensual sex with but not in a relationship with and is sneaky about the relationship.
by Thatsmyshit April 17, 2025
Get the Street Brothermug. A older brother figure who you can trust and he’ll always be there for you even though your online friends.
“hey what’s a online big brother?”
“Oh an online big big brother is like a big brother but online and you aren’t blood related, I have one!”
“Oh an online big big brother is like a big brother but online and you aren’t blood related, I have one!”
by avocados from Mexico July 11, 2021
Get the online big brothermug. 
The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.
John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*
by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018
Get the ur brother likes ur mothermug. by Emily_M April 23, 2020
Get the Brothermug.