Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

type dick

A phrase popularized by Elliot Cadeau's brother formally known as saucekill. Type dick is to agree with your peers. A response to something relatable.

"Yo bra yo fit fye."
"Type dick"

by Biggiest T December 11, 2024

no dick bitch

it really means no shit bitch

1. hey shaughn
2. what?
1. I'm gay...
2. no dick bitch

by Joe Clancy October 26, 2007

grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear

Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday

by 60sgirl May 18, 2018

Dick

Something you don’t have

Person 1: oh look at his nonexistent dick

Person 2:😲

by Bill bye your moms a guy October 22, 2019

Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.

“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it”

Sturdy McGreengo

by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021