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slendy dick

The act of forcing your penis into a tight space where the penis would not normally fit. (Not to be mistaken as needle dick)
I was so horny last night, I gave myself slendy dick with a water bottle.
by SizzlingBacon3:16 May 21, 2016
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Urban Dick

Person who believe the words and definitions on Urban Dictionary are legitimate.
Urban Dicks are partially responsible for the dumbing down of the population.

Dude: Bro, Bromance is not a real word, you cannot get a quadruple word score.
Bro: Dude, Bromance is totally a word, it's in the Urban Dictionary
Dude: Bro, don't be an Urban Dick.
Bro: Dude, I thought we had a Bromance...
by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 6, 2016
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Tingle Dick

When your dick falls asleep and a girl needs to wake it up with her either stroking it or giving you head.
"Ah shit, I've got Tingle Dick. Yo, random lady! Come over here and help a brother out. Suck my dick to wake it back up.
by oi mate whats up May 13, 2023
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DICK

IS YO PENIS
KAREN: HE GOT A BIG DICK DAREN: THAT RIGHT I GOT A BIG PENIS
by ALAINTHEG February 23, 2021
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That Indian Street Dick

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
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little dick davis

A blond with a really small dick. Usually has a 2in schloong. also cant wipe his own ass
little dick davis cant wipe. has a 2 in schloong
by Little dick davis January 19, 2017
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dick muncher

the person who won’t let this through or nazis
hey Micheal stop being such a dick muncher
by ginger donald December 2, 2017
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