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Last night you acted like such an ASS

(at least I really hope this is what it stands for lol)
by lifeunlimited May 12, 2016
mugGet the assmug.

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass
I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome
by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018
mugGet the Ass magicianmug.

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019
mugGet the Half A Sausage Up Their Assmug.

Andrew Tate your ass

Forcefully pimping someone out, with or without their consent & keeping the whole cut of their earnings, leaving them with nothing.
by Majesty Flair October 12, 2023
mugGet the Andrew Tate your assmug.

Fat ass honky

That fat ass honky is going to eat the whole buffet.
by Cracker ass mfer November 16, 2019
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ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
mugGet the ass tonsilsmug.

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