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Dick-tay-tor ™

A Dick-tay-tor ™ is someone who dick-tates
Person 1:Cum here, here is the new Dick-tay-tor ™ of the debate club!
Person 2:Are you a dick-tay-tor ™ because you dick-tate, or do you dick-tate because your a dick-tay-tor
by AStrangePersonOnline June 5, 2024
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lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick
Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*
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dick's sporting goods

dick's sporting goods sells dildos and vibrators
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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Dick Hogger

a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to
Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...
by Oliver Woodstock October 16, 2011
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Chef Dick

Furthermore, it is the wiser linecook who has graduated. Not to be mistaken with linecook dick. Chef Dick is the single male, usually in a Sioux chef or head chef position who has figured out all the secrets to sex, been married, has divorced, raising children and has a furnished apartment he utilizes to coerce the Kundalini within a women.

Often has DMT Cartridges, variations of LSD and Newport 100s. He's tattooed, usually in random places and incomplete.
Sara: I heard Zach is Going to a Tool concert after work.

Anna: I love the menu he organized, we've been getting a lot of service.
Sarah: I heard he microdoses acid for mental health.
Anna: He must have that Chef Dick
by AubSnow August 28, 2022
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NO DICK DECEMBER

Like no orgasm October and no nut November girl or gay boi may not have sex or bust a nut anywhere during December this rule is given to both boys and girls so if you failed no nut November you can have a 2nd chance and sacrifice destroy dick December then you can.
Girl: hey do you want to pound sweetie?
Boyfriend: sorry can't.
Girl: Why?
Boyfriend: Its No Dick December.
Girl: FUCK!
by NO DICK DECEMBER November 10, 2019
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