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I have a dick
by anonymous October 9, 2020
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Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.
I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
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National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022
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Reset Dick

When the penis is unable to get properly erect again during a short time after ejaculation. Also known as the refactory period.
P1: "Babe, why aren't you hard yet?"
P2: "I just came babe, and I have reset dick!"

"Reset dick feels like sober whiskey dick."
by ZXS February 7, 2021
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National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day

A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!
"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday
by Chevyman95 August 25, 2023
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No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December
by Autism anus November 6, 2020
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dick bun

When a mans “thing” is in between a woman’s two front “things”!!!

Or could be a last name of a person.
Unbelievable she gave me a dick bun last night...
by Dick Bun January 4, 2018
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