5th grade day

People that’s are in 5th grade on November 4th you hug your crush have them wear your hoodie and even try to get a kiss

5th grade day

by Youngboyyyyyy October 31, 2019

National slag day

You can beat and give butt to all the boys you want And you can dress like a thot

Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome

by Bigtittybrenda November 1, 2019

National Pajonalds day

Go to Macdonald's in your PJs with your friends after getting baked with them the night before

Hey you coming to my house tonight? Tomorrow is National Pajonalds Day

by Imamess November 1, 2019

Saint Jeremiah III Day

June 16th, where people celebrate Saint Jeremiah, who shot 16 people. People found his body filled with bullets.

Happy Saint Jeremiah III day!

by KurbUsMaxiMus November 1, 2019

day 7

After 7 days of participating in the ancient ritual no nut november, you start to hallucinate. This is the stage where the boys drop out and the gods continue

Boy 1: I don't know of I can make it past day 7
Boy 2: WWEEEAAAKKKK

by Skeleton365 November 1, 2019

National Behind The House Day

A day, which is everyday, where you and your loved one make out behind a house

Abi its national behind the house day let's go fuck

by Peepeepapa November 1, 2019

satin day

THE GREATEST HOLIDAY CREATED IS HERE! welcome one welcome all! satin day! today we shall celebrate by drawing pentagrams and summoning the great demons of the very fiery depths that we shall meet upon our very demise!

person 1: its satin day you know what that means!
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1 (in a demonic voice): time to be my sacrifice bitch!
person 2: wait no please oh god no please let me live!
person 1: goodbye Darrel
satin: thanks for the summon mate
person 1: Darrel wasn't that important it was definitely worth his life for you my friend
satin: that is a very nice thing to say

by mrpwes November 1, 2019