Kirill dick

The biggest thing in the universe someone said that this thing cum with spatial matter

The theory of Kirill dick

by Molochny xuy January 5, 2022

Dick Bag

The tiny piece of material that is worn across the private area in an attempt to show off the quads and abs. Compulsory uniform of the Russians and Italians. Also known as the 'bannana hammock', 'dick togs' and 'the budgie smuggler'.

I hate when my dad's pubes hang out of his Dick Bag at the beach. togs banana hammock dt budgie smuggler

by Jbabydfunkyfre$h October 17, 2014

On Dick

When somebody is constantly getting in your business, mostly when they have something against you that really isn't that important, but they treat it as the worst thing to happen since 9/11.

"I'm trying to just talk to people on Discord, but this guy Keith is on dick."

by NabiVR December 21, 2023

Dick tit

Something 5 year olds call trolls

Xbox is a motherfucking dick tit. UNSUBSCRIBE TO XBOXADDICTIONS

by res B ect December 17, 2017

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

Donkey Dick

A fuel sample port adapter for aircraft.

LPO: Take the donkey dick out there and get fuel samples.

by James Ridge September 1, 2020