Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.
Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper
by Bujjeje December 9, 2019

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by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”
Man 1: yo isak
Man 2: what’s wrong?
Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
Man 1: yo isak
Man 2: what’s wrong?
Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
by Codes&ry November 15, 2020

A man who abandoned his true name to get to the highest level of ugliness. He is a local pedophile and loves Chaos Emeralslds from the Sonic The Hedgehog series.
by DANKALICOUS June 3, 2018
