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Dirty Laykin

When you are having sex with a man, and the guy stops and with his dick in your vagina starts eating a sandwich for a break, then decides to pull out, and cum on it because its not flavorful enough. After that the man (90% Of The Time Named Laykin) stick his big toe in your anus and in sync with his toe, and dick goes in and out. This is when you need to leave, because after that, he will drug you, and you will wake up with an empty bottle of lube halfway in your vagina, and a stinging pain in your anus because of him having sex with your drugged body.
Laykin gave me a Dirty Laykin, and I almost want one again!
by DA BOYIIIZZ January 31, 2023
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Dirty Mella

When your boyfriend is getting into that anal and you decide to take a shit mid smash but force your boyfriend to keep going.
I gave my boyfriend a Dirty Mella in bed last night
by Thunder_Zach July 5, 2023
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dirty deion

A Dirty Deion is when a really attractive girl invites a strong guy over to "eat out". Then, he orders a really big sub (sandwich) to devour to satisfy his hunger before going down on her. Eagerly awaiting pleasure, she wraps herself up in the sub wrapper to entice foreplay while he yells, "you're great in bread!" Pussyfooting toward him, she hears him yell, "I'm gonna crumb !!" After devouring the sandwich, he falls asleep with the mayo ejaculation dripping from his chin. A Dirty Deion is complete when the aforementioned attractive woman pulls out a second sandwich from her purse and leaves the establishment, unpleasured.
"Wow!" Exclaimed, Stephanie. "I engaged in my first Dirty Deion yesterday. I've never seen a man eat a sub with such sensuality."
by M-Tillz June 15, 2020
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dirty Ribes

Take the 5 taxonomy behavior functions right up your own ass until you realize your mind doesnt exist and you only a having a moral problem withyou contingency
Hey I dont get that i have to make a dirty ribes to get it.
by Balcongal February 10, 2022
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Dirty-Bumb

Inflation parasite to misconstrue common sense to justify ideologies of undeserved rights with no manner for consideration of others.
You Dirty-Bumb, you have to pay for items you want.
by Kaetag June 24, 2023
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dirty canguro

when your girlfriend screams and dies by heart attack while while having rough bdsm sex with you
"damn bro, i'm sorry your girlfriend got dirty canguro'd"
by yueculo September 7, 2021
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dirty baja blast

(1) A sexual act performed specifically on a sandy beach where a penis having person fucks their partner from behind. The penis haver, before orgasming, says, "I gonna baja blast!" Then ejaculates onto their partners back while simultaneously dumping seawater, being contained nearby, onto the individuals back as well.

(2) a limited time online exclusive drink at taco bell; a baja blast with vanilla sweet cream
"Did you and Eric have fun camping at the beach last night?"

"Oh yeah we did! He even gave me a Dirty Baja Blast"

"Which kind?"

"Both"
by Elbis February 3, 2025
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