Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

by DickRick990 March 23, 2025

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Boys With Tight Dicks

Boys with tight dicks are known for being overall very chill, generous when it comes to alcohol/recreational drugs, love to eat BBQ, and most importantly: have average sized but very aethestically pleasing genitals.

Dude 1: Whoa, the boys with tight dicks are here.
Dude 2: Damn they are so cool, kind and humble.

by Mr. Dialogue November 22, 2021

Dick

A dick is what is attached to your damn crotch

Please put your dick in me!
I’m horny asf! Dick please!

by bonjovicanhaveme November 22, 2021

dick

boys

what’s a dick man?
boys. boys are a dick

by miccheckw123rr November 23, 2021