choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016

divorce dick

what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup

My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce

by Fallis August 31, 2018

That Indian Street Dick

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.

Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.

by Literally Every Booty Warrior March 16, 2025

dick exercise

An exercise where you exercise you penis so that it gets bigger when it’s hard

Because he did so many dick exercises, he can lift 150lbs with his cock!

by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023

Dick Mowing

Simultaneously cock blocking 3 or more men at the same time.

Bro, you were dick mowing us in that bar with that one chick

by Gentiles July 30, 2023

Dalmatian dick

A penis with spots, discoloration, and/or freckles from aggressive masterbation or aggressive sexy.

I had an aggressive handjobs from my partner and now I have Dalmatian dick.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021