Dick Ooze

The jelly that spills out of a man´s burrito when he gets overexcited with a girl´s Taco Al Pastor if you catch my drift ladies/ gentlemen

"Damn dude, you wouldnt believe the Ooze I shot after a hard session of knobbing at Jenny´s last night" -Some dude named Jeff who plays in the Lacross Team

"Dude I went full mode Schwarzenegger last night on Enrique. The Dick Ooze was so intense I thought I America would invade me fearing it was oil" Chad, 24 , been in college 2 years longer than he is supposed to, calls everyone dude

"Shit man Trent was bugging such a douche I thought we were going to drown on all that ooze his dick was spilling" - Brandon, not related to any Stark, thinks he is beach ready even though he drinks beer for breakfast and yells titties at every girl he sees showing an ounce of skin

by The Real Slim Chad May 17, 2018

your dick is bigger than mine

if you are told this, they mean that you barely have balls or have no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 2, 2022

Dick

The act of respecting someone after death

"Though his spirit shall pass on, we shall dick his body until the sun rises, amen"

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

Dick

The improper word for penis, the male reproductive organ.

Joshua: Man... your dick is so big dude!
Tom: That's really fucking gay bro.

by alee2006 June 26, 2018

Baby dick

When a blunt or a joint of weed gets down to the last few drags. AKA a roach.

Yo pass me that baby dick before you throw it away bro!

by Muzzy j August 19, 2016

cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty

Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick

by I3avier August 17, 2023

dick fluids

Sperm, WHite stuff, Cum, Goo, Splooge,

ew you just got all your dick fluids on me!

by aryguy April 11, 2009