Dick Height

The standard of measurement used for short people in relation to people above 6ft tall.

Hey, how tall was the chick you met on tinder last night? Bruh, she was right at dick height she can stand & give me head.

by Dr. Umar Of The South August 29, 2018

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022

Short dick syndrome

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.

James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome

by Thelostguy January 19, 2022

dick-weak

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive

He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.

by zekespeaks17 September 13, 2016

dick-posting

Composing a blog entry out of popular blog topics to get a higher read count.

My visitor rate is dwindling. I am feeling like dick-posting today.

by Eugene Ilyichev August 17, 2008

dick jitsu

like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest

i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth

by joseph jesus October 30, 2021

Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.

Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?

by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022