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National Maalia day

April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"
by Haluukuluusuaq October 8, 2024
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National Maalia day

April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"
by Haluukuluusuaq October 8, 2024
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National prank day

Today is the day to get back at any or everybody who pranks you during April fools or Halloween!! This holiday is celebrated every year on October 10th...go get them!! :-)
by Thgkdksnxilrnjeed October 10, 2024
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National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."
by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024
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International Power Bottom Appreciation Day

Held every October 30th. A day celebrating power bottoms and their contribution to the gay community. Tops often celebrate this day by gifting their favorite power bottom(s) their favorite lube.
Karl gifted his favorite bottom a jar of coconut oil on International Power Bottom Appreciation Day.
by gdiz916 October 14, 2024
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14 Days of Fortnite

The period between December 18th and January 1st 2017 gave players 14 days of gifts. Players regard it as the most perfect time in life/the game of Fortnite.

Sometimes, it is used as a compliment to say someone is perfect. It is more often used by males, but not exclusively.
As his girlfriend was preparing for their date, she asked,
"How do I look?"
He took one look at her, and in a nostalgic, bittersweet tone; spoke the words:
"14 Days of Fortnite"

This meant absolutely nothing to her at the time, but one urban dictionary search later revealed what he meant.
by Armand Xavier Durey October 15, 2024
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Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”
by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
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