Water fuck

Autistic way of saying what the fuck

Karl: Just fuck your mom

Lukas: Water fuck man!

by Pussyslayer92 October 4, 2018

Lazy Fuck

Billy

Billy get up and take a picture you lazy fuck!

by Bob Trinklebottom June 1, 2020

Fuck bun

The wad of hair a woman gets on the back of her head after a long night of fucking. Created by the back and forth motion of gyrations as she lays on her back. Generally visible when she gets up to go to the bathroom to clean herself or go to the kitchen for a glass of water.

Chad: Kiersten, what's that rat's nest in your hair?
Steve: Nice fuck bun, Kiersten.
Kiersten: Shut up, Chad!

by Burtie & Lady Di August 3, 2018

Fuck nigga

Straight up jared

That nigga jared is one fuck nigga

by Domino duck July 20, 2022

go fuck yourself

Go on a incredible adventure of pleasure loneliness sadness and desesperation all by yourself !

Go fuck yourself you useless sack of shit !

by Plastic Cheese August 3, 2017

fuck stutter

Term employed to describe the asynchronous breaks during copulation usually due to physical exhaustion or awkward positioning.

Our night of passionate bliss was interupted by several, uncomfortable fuck stutters when we decided to change positions.

by Paul Jacobs March 6, 2004

Fuck if i care

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck”

Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA

by lil nightmare May 3, 2024