My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022

Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

Dick

A penis

His dick is really small

by Dat_Hguy November 26, 2017

Dick Down December

Parallel to No Nut November except the goal is to get dicked down as many times as u can. Guys go get some pussssayyyyyyyyy

"Hey Chloe can you believe it's the end of No-Nut-November"
"Yeah can't wait to get dick in Dick Down December!"

"Me too fr"

by GreenRatMan69 November 2, 2022

Tizzle dick

Left ward sloping penis

Shawn is tizzle dick

by Pinkjesus October 27, 2022

National Dick Pic Day

Happens when it is June 26th and your close friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!

Did you know about national dick pic day?

by Docphantom June 26, 2023

dick broer

A confused old man that has lost all control

Morty is such a dick broer

by Jnasty1211qq August 11, 2021