dick snow

When a man shakes after taking a piss post intercourse and dried fluids flake off. Looks like snow.

"I banged this chick and when I took a leak I had bad dick snow."

by Handsom3 Jack August 1, 2017

Dope dick

Dick that's so fucking good it don't matter what else is going on it says you on a coma

Damien denali paralyzed me with that dope dick I'm comatoast and I'm not moving till he tells me so.

by Gal4cticvix3n October 2, 2025

smack dick

When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes

Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin

dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”

by Cggcgicgicgifyifyifyi September 22, 2019

Herpes dick

A dick with herpes

Rumor has it that your dad has a herpes dick

by Stickycarseats July 29, 2019

Eating Dick

Sucking on a penis that was just up your pussy/ass or, just came out of a mans pants and is hard as hell.

Eating Dick

You: “I was eating dick last night!”
Friend: “Damn, you’re lucky!”

by Laylathecrazylesbian September 12, 2021

Big Dick Bandit

A guy who has a massive penis that steals another’s man’s girlfriend.

The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit

by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023

Dick

a penis.

She told me I need dick enlargement so I decided to buy a Gucci from Alexandra

Fuck she's a vampire

I'm raving on this shit like mozana

Therefore she was yellow like the sun

I'm sipping on Oros, like my dick

She told me to fuck it fuck, no I'm studying

Damn I just jumped the Zimbabwean butahs off Mosana damn we eat Sata

(Fucking it fucking it)

my dick is a vagina, dam I look like lil nes x

I live in Abuto where all thee coloureds are

Their PP's are small like my grend father.

by CharyTheSafari July 5, 2022