Small Dick Energy

People that give off the impression that their dick is extremely tiny.

"Wow, did you hear what Arnav said to that girl the other night? What an asshole."

"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."

by unknwnmonster April 9, 2023

dick panic

When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”

Dick panic set in while I was browsing our attachment history.

by JamesDamn May 26, 2019

Dick Justice

When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'

Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...

by Jor Gor June 27, 2009

Dick

1) Slang for the male genital organ used in the process of reproduction

2) Used to describe someone who has done something wrong or is rude
3) A shortened version of the name Richard

1) Man, I shoved my huge dick in that girl last night. I think she felt more pain than pleasure, but who gives a fuck
2) Brady is a dick. He came to my house and stole a ton of shit

3) My friend Dick is a nice guy. He donates to charity quite a lot.

by Anqrygole May 26, 2019

vacation dick

1. A hit and run dick.
2. One night stand.
3. A go to dick when there's no other resources left.

"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."

"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."

by MayraDiver June 16, 2016

Dick

A dick is always big and you stick it in a hole and you you smake people with it

Dick is big slap me harder greg

by ";×¥=©×=mdjjzmdcjzkmrg November 11, 2020

Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.

Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022