jiro day

English slang for benefits day the day the money from benefits gets handed out often used in the context of being able to eat/get drunk again

hey! its jiro day tomorrow! i cant wait to get drunk down the pub!

by AceMurderCrow December 21, 2022

Booty S*x Day

Booty S*x Day, Meet a stranger and have anal sex with them.

Stranger : Hey!
Person : It's October 8...
Stranger : Booty S*x Day???
*booty sex*

by BigBootyCheeks June 18, 2022

National Apple Day

It's the day to Memorize Apples

"Oh my gosh, how could I forget? It's National Apple Day!"

by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023

National Boyfriend day

Try to have a boyfriend before this day and you are a lucky one.

Happy National Boyfriend Day!

by Somebody_Once_Told_Me_Bruh February 1, 2021

National Slap Ass Day

At oct 22. It is the National slap ass day.

Oh i want to slap my friends ass because its the National slap ass day today.

by HampeKuken123 October 22, 2020

vsco day

The days to celebrate VSCO Girls/boys. Every single day of the year. every year.

It's national vsco day again. I guess u can't make fun of Catherine for being a vsco girl today. I never can.

by Little T. October 31, 2019

national baggy clothes day

May 18th is national baggy clothes day.
wears some baggy pants, shirts, jorts, anything baggy

“Why are you wearing baggy clothes?”
“Because today is national baggy clothes day!”

by sumacoman May 18, 2023