Dick

Male genitals.

I cannot contain my male genitalia or commonly referred to as "dick" , in my lower body apparel that's purpose is to bound my genitalia and is referred to as "pants".

by Big_106 December 3, 2017

On Dick

When somebody is constantly getting in your business, mostly when they have something against you that really isn't that important, but they treat it as the worst thing to happen since 9/11.

"I'm trying to just talk to people on Discord, but this guy Keith is on dick."

by NabiVR December 21, 2023

Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection

Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider

by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024

Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.

I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'

by Counter Royal February 27, 2023

Dick~nipple

Tip of the penis with slightly different skin tone and usually separated by skin ring marking the tip of penis to where the shaft starts. Usually more sensitive then rest of the penis.

Michael zipped his over sized dick~nipple in his zipper.

by SuperDicker March 14, 2023

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.

"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"

by Squishit June 29, 2018