We should drive separate because I think she's going to gay ass afterward which I don't think I want to do.
by PeopleLikeUs January 7, 2020

I only do this because of the mug ad
*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
by zuuuuup March 30, 2023

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.
I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.
I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.
I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.
by thatgirlana June 1, 2019

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.
Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?
Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?
by assgod6969 May 24, 2017

by SC1296 July 1, 2022

by Jack_Is_Black May 22, 2023

“Damn Kelly has a fat ass….”Smirked Alex
“Shut up you b!t(h!SHE’S F***ING 15 WHILE YOUR 17!”Shouted Sabrina
“Shut up pancake ass…”Muttered Alex as he slapped her butt
“OW!”Cried Sabrina
“Leave her alone Alex”Sighed Kelly.
“Ok stress balls chest…”Grinned Alex
“Ugh jerk”Said Kelly as she slapped Alex’s pervert face
“Shut up you b!t(h!SHE’S F***ING 15 WHILE YOUR 17!”Shouted Sabrina
“Shut up pancake ass…”Muttered Alex as he slapped her butt
“OW!”Cried Sabrina
“Leave her alone Alex”Sighed Kelly.
“Ok stress balls chest…”Grinned Alex
“Ugh jerk”Said Kelly as she slapped Alex’s pervert face
by Your_Local_Volunteer_for_VFD February 16, 2022
