The 'lips and assholes' hot dog found spinning for hours on end at a convenience store that literally begin to blister due to the lengthy exposure to the hot dog rotisserie bulbs.
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Do you think Peter Dutton will be a dictator if he gets into office? Have you seen a photo of him now he shaves his head? He a full blown Dick Tater, mate.
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*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
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Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
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My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.
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