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by Iwillkillmyselfwithpeanuts September 10, 2020
Get the Urban dickmug. by Bigg fagg April 12, 2019
Get the National Grab dick daymug. Lele:...Since I'm quarantined with him nothing else to do then....
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy
Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok
Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm
Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy
Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy
Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok
Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm
Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy
Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!
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Get the Dickmug. "Wow, did you hear what Arnav said to that girl the other night? What an asshole."
"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."
"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."
by unknwnmonster April 9, 2023
Get the Small Dick Energymug. Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.
by Sixx420 April 2, 2021
Get the Dick Biscuitmug. by H-town queen January 21, 2018
Get the Dope dickmug. 